“you’ll laugh but hate yourself for it later.” – Uncle Remis

” I really don’t care” – Bob from next door

“I like Turtles” – Zombie Kid

“Who gives a rat’s ass?” – Mel from accounting @ work

“what the fuck were you thinking? – My mom

“Ching Ping Pong Wang” -  some Chinese guy

“fat people.. the one thing I can’t punch through” – C. Norris

“The reason I get up in the morning” – R. McDonald

“you’re a terrible human being” – some hippie

“who knows what I’m really seeing…” - UFO guy

“It’s ok…”  – Weekend Dad

“Wonderful Website , son” – Weekday Dad